So straight up first pitch….this week slobs man….exams and an SAT **fuckkkk that**.  So yeah there you go im doing that ill up in this ill and im gonna go h.a.m.  so i got my board (effin snowboard that is) and im tryna wildn out up in this bitch. straight up virgina can slob on it man cuz its not snowing and i just made a high priced investment.   

other then all that bull-ill ive been dating Samantha May Barnitt for precisely 15 months now. aka that was a friggin SHOUT OUT.

so yeah i changed up my tumblr profile….that ill was sticky gay. (the title was sticky notes aka play on words…aka effin genius) but not really).

as you can tell based on every single one of my blog posts….is that i do not know anything about tumblr nor do i care nor does it matter nor do i use proper grammar or english for that matter. but this doesnt bother me because as you saw in my previous post down there….nevermind there are no down arrows only up arrows ^^^ see….fuck that man i was gonna make another clever little remark…whatever moving on 

so first off sike….fifth off im sittin here thinking about what i should write about and boom it hits me….fuckin SWEET FROG shit man that ill is so good. and the lady behind the counter….so charming….hahah charming right…princes in shining armor are supposed to be charming….nah this bitch is charming. and quiet honestly i only go for the best thing on the menu….which is cheesecake yogurt bottom base….second layer of strawberry yogurt….then REAL mf cheesecake….thennn REAL mf strawberries….then FAKE strawberry sauce…..then marshmellows and i usually ask the charmer behind the counter to sprinkle some of her hotness on it so i may be able to inherit it…jk never have done that and im sure she doesnt have hotness dust.

so yeah ive been just chillin to tell the truth because that is what i do.

prayers go out to everybody on this one…..and if ive talked to you ever in my life that is you because i try to do all the shout mf outs and i always forget someone and yeah ill goes down. so everyone.

***mf stands for mother fucking.  not liturall it is a broad statement…never have done this.

dingbong is not really an insult but it is fun to say….straight up rolls off the tongue.